You just met. She’s playing it cool, because why not; you aint shit. She knows nothing about you except that you’re fond of a Sambuca or two and that you probably shop in Zara because the shirt you’re wearing is… Continue Reading
Girl one: Have you slept together yet? Girl two: Nah, I’m waiting 90 days. We’re good though. Girl one: Waiting for what? Is it a Christmas present orr? Girl two: No, I’m just waiting to sleep with him because it… Continue Reading
Lets face it, being single sucks and so does pretending you’re fine with it. You tell your friends you definitely wouldn’t have been allowed to wear that outfit if you were still with what’s his face and then you preach to… Continue Reading